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Global Warming

Andrew Mary Hicks

A "Smooth Jazz" smack-down of the BIGGEST hoax ever foisted upon humanity: "Global Warming". "Global Warming's gonna' get ya'", watch out!;-) This song is on my first "180 degree" 3rd album, "Grains of Sand". (180 degree: the first four songs are "Smooth Jazz, Last 4 are "Death-Metal, Harrrd Rock") Check it out! Tell a friend!

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23 reviews for this song.

I agree. Global Warming is a massive hoax. So many willing participants, so little common sense.

Reviewed By Dewey at 2009-10-21 14:50:52

Finally, a song about gw. You nailed it, Andrew! I love this song! Catchy melody, piano, guitar, bass, vocals, drums-everything! I hope it goes faaaaar! Faaarrr out!

Reviewed By Tommeister at 2009-10-21 15:57:52

Right on. Man Made Global Warming is an outright LIE!!!

Reviewed By Tater at 2009-10-21 15:58:27

HEAR, HEAR! "Cool" musical interpretation of the: fear mongering hoax-lie-farce-scam-fraud. (add your own label)

Reviewed By MarieMusic at 2009-10-21 16:20:52

Love the Bass! Walks all over "Global Warming". I'm not a believer in the scam.

Reviewed By Bassomatic at 2009-11-03 17:49:00

Well, now that the "cat is out of the bag," this is a much needed "musical relief" composition! I Love it! I hope you sell a million copies!

Reviewed By 8much at 2009-12-08 13:37:31

I don't even know where to begin... Are you serious with this shit?! Even if you take a viewpoint that is idiotic and clearly false, at least back it up with more than playground rhymes about polar bears swimming and dying!

Reviewed By LickMyJesus69 at 2010-01-01 19:04:23

Yes Indeed Great job Ask the folks in Florida about the record snowfall Catchy tune guys.

Reviewed By Hardrockingdrummer at 2010-01-13 18:50:56

Yes ask them...maybe an intelligent person living there will tell you that Global Warming increases global precipitation, thus leading to heavier rains/snowfall.

Reviewed By LickMyJesus69 at 2010-01-14 10:35:57

Global warming is a hoax, but so too is this music. Do you guys even know how to sing on key? By the way, no one has put that much reverb on keyboard drum tracks since the 80s...

Reviewed By goodcook at 2010-01-28 23:07:01

@goodcook hahahah!!! So true. Dude...all the songs you have on here are terrible.

Reviewed By eve602 at 2010-02-18 19:02:22

Hey Andrew, how many more reviews are you going to write under pseudonyms? I really don't care what charade you have going here in terms of what you write about yourself in your little reviews. It is obvious to anyone who grasps the English language that the same person is writing all these positive reviews...but if you are voting yourself on the charts every week, that is immoral, unfair and against the spirit of this site. Try this little experiment, take one week where you don't actually give star ratings to your own songs and see if they show up on the chart.

Reviewed By musicguy098 at 2010-02-19 20:49:00

OMG. This.is.awful.

Reviewed By eatme at 2010-02-23 20:04:11

Terrible song. You're a nice guy Andrew, and thanks for trying to put a smile on people's faces with your music, but it just isn't good. You're a big boy now so you can take the criticism. If you put yourself out there, you gotta be prepared. I can't come back and listen to this anymore. Good luck!

Reviewed By beautifulboys at 2010-02-24 09:10:25

Thus spoke the anonymous barking chihuahua gang! yip-yip!

Reviewed By AndrewMaryHicks at 2010-02-27 15:55:59

Why don't you write a song called "The Anonymous Barking Chihuahua Gang"?

Reviewed By musicguy098 at 2010-03-01 19:17:03

Your music is kinda fun in a weird out-of-key decadent way, but the idea behind it is absolutely ridiculous. Man caused global warming is real, and (Newsflash!) nobody likes it. Everybody would love to keep on living the way they live and not have to worry about pollution, greenhouse gas and the environment. I get the whole "I'm not falling for that hoax" thing, it makes you feel different and special. But when you deny such a massive amount of evidence and feel that you are somehow qualified to express your opinion in this song is utterly ridiculous. It makes about as much sense as to express your opinion about Gravity or Evolution or Mathematics. No matter how much you dislike it, things are still going to fall, species are still going to evolve and 1+1 will still equals 2. Next time you right a 'protest song', try to think it through.

Reviewed By Nicolas at 2010-03-04 11:18:50

Nicolas - have you read any news lately? The "evidence" has been fudged and the #1 climatologist in the world admitted 2 weeks ago that for the past 15 years the planet has actually cooled. Those are facts. Even though this guy's music is flat-out bad, I'm going to defend his message and his right to express it. Andrew - I'll bet you never thought I'd have your back did you? LOL

Reviewed By musicguy098 at 2010-03-04 19:24:37

I happen to be a scientist, I read scientific journals (peer-reviewed, that's the key to objectivity) and I'm afraid there was no recent discovery that the earth has been cooling . Instead, every week there are new scientific articles that show the effects on global warming on climate or on animal and plant populations. The job of a scientist is to be skeptical, what scientists insist on are the discrepancies between the theory and the observed facts because that's the fun part of the job! So it's easy to cherry-pick in this huge literature something that appears to disprove the theory when you put it out of context.

Reviewed By Nicolas at 2010-03-05 08:55:12

For instance, those emails from a group in England that have been widely publicized were actually talking about the lack of increase in tree rings, not a lack of increase in temperature. To understand how scientific theories are constantly remodeling themselves to provide the best possible understanding of our world requires an education in the scientific method, and I understand that it's easier to regurgitate the talking points of a TV anchor or radio show host that happens to share your agenda.to sum up, investigate for yourself, go to google scholar, sciencedirect or whatever and look at what recent scientific papers have to say about global warming. That's not going to be an easy read, and you're not going to find a clearcut one-sentence punchline, but at least it will get you guys familiar with what it is that scientists do, how they work and how they present their results.

Reviewed By Nicolas at 2010-03-05 08:55:28

I don't recognize your pseudonym, but I get the message. I have discovered amaze.fm recently by accident and I am now realizing that the people on this site tend to have very different ideas than mine. In theory, you're right, it should be about reviewing music but it turns out a lot of songs and comments are very much on the far right of the political spectrum. Some of the songs I've heard on this site make me shudder, mostly because they're bad, but also because they promote an ideology that I think is dangerous and short-sighted. But that's just the opinion of a liberal atheist! It's just difficult for me to swallow songs that are so contradictory to science and logic.

Reviewed By Nicolas at 2010-03-05 16:08:25

It seems, Mr Hicks, you've pissed all over their (the detractors) pagan "earth god". Way to go! Let 'em have it!

Reviewed By YouGene at 2010-04-13 19:36:18

Sorry, my ex-wife lives on Earth, and I figured I would heat the world up to warm up her ice-cold heart. B***h I have spoken. Jesus 1:1

Reviewed By JesusChrist at 2011-05-31 03:12:34

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